Welcome to the club — we’ve all been here.
This Adulthood Trauma Club hoodie hits like your third therapy session of the week. With a vintage comic-style graphic and soft cotton fleece, it's your badge of surviving emails, rent, and adulthood's broken promises.
Design Features:
• Front chest print: distressed retro comic art
• Colors: Burnt orange, mustard, teal on a sand base
• Fabric: 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester
• Fit: Unisex classic, pigment-dyed for a lived-in look
• Sizes: XS to 2XL
Perfect For:
• Emotional support Target runs
• Silent cries in your car
• Wine & therapy nights
• Matching your 70s couch and unprocessed feelings
Wear your burnout with pride. This hoodie is for founders, creatives, and anyone who’s ever made emotional exhaustion a genre. No meetings. Just vibes.
